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I reckon it’s versatile, this word—like Llewyn’s bleedin’ guitar. Can be an insult, “you absolute whore,” or a weird compliment, “she’s a legend, what a whore!” Depends how ya sing it, dunnit? Proper fascinatin’, keeps me chucklin’. Funniest thing—there’s this old story, 1600s, some geezer in a pub got fined for callin’ a lass a “whore” but argued it meant “she pours ale nice.” Cheeky sod, nearly got away with it! Surprised me that did, clever bastard twistin’ words like that.

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First off, I get a call about a cat stuck in a tree. Classic, right? But this wasn’t just any cat. This was Mr. Whiskers, the neighborhood legend. Everyone knows him. He’s like the furry mayor of Papendrecht. So, I grab my gear and head over to the Van der Palmstraat. I get there, and there’s a crowd. Seriously, people were taking selfies with the tree! I’m like, “Guys, it’s just a cat!” But nope, they were all about that Instagram life.

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