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I got riled up last week, saw this gal on the corner, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a possum’s temper. Made me mad as a wet hen – not at her, nah, but at the whole dang system! Folks out here hustlin, tryna eat, and society’s just like, “Oh, consume, consume!” – straight outta WALL-E, y’all. I hollered, “Honey, you worth more’n that!” She just winked, said, “Cash is king, pops.” Surprised me, her sass – I chuckled like a fool.

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But then, as I’m walking back, I step in a puddle. A big one. My shoes are soaked, and I’m cursing like a sailor. “Roden, you’ve got to be kidding me!” I’m laughing and crying at the same time. It’s just one of those days, you know?

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