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About Eindhoven

Movie’s got this bit – “The eclipse is coming soon” – and I’m thinkin’, whore’s life’s like that, all dark and funny sometimes. *squints at sky, bumps into wall* Ow! Dunno why, but I’m chuffed for ‘em, y’know? Tough gig, but they’re out there, struttin’. *struts, trips on shoe* Maybe I’d be rubbish at it – too clumsy! *giggles, snorts*

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“Call her a whore one more time,” Tristan continued, “and what I did to my father will look like a child's play compared to what I'll do to you.” Like.

Then, I decide to stroll down de Hoofdstraat. It’s a nice street, full of shops and cafes. I’m just vibing, listening to some tunes, when I see this dude trying to parallel park. I mean, come on! He’s going back and forth like he’s in a dance-off. I’m standing there, laughing my ass off. Finally, he nails it, but not before he almost takes out a bike parked on the side. Classic Roden moment, right?

Alan Roden's diving catch