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About Nijmegen

Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – reckon they’re smarter than us, y’know? Hidin’ in plain sight, pullin’ strings. “Dogville” says it, “People are rotten!” – whores know that, play it like a fiddle. Ever seen one dodge a taxman? Fuckin’ hilarious – slippery as eels, they are! Me head’s spinnin’, thinkin’ they’re the real CEOs out there, runnin’ the streets.

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“Call her a whore one more time,” Tristan continued, “and what I did to my father will look like a child's play compared to what I'll do to you.” Like.

Then, I decide to stroll down de Hoofdstraat. It’s a nice street, full of shops and cafes. I’m just vibing, listening to some tunes, when I see this dude trying to parallel park. I mean, come on! He’s going back and forth like he’s in a dance-off. I’m standing there, laughing my ass off. Finally, he nails it, but not before he almost takes out a bike parked on the side. Classic Roden moment, right?

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