Samantha Slikkerveer Whore ❤️

About Rotterdam

So, here’s the deal—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. Gotta know the spots, the shady corners. Like, back in ’89, Springfield had this wild bust—cops nabbed 20 girls by the old tire yard. History, man! Makes me laugh, tho—imagine Chief Wiggum tryin’ to cuff ‘em, trippin’ over his gut. Eat my shorts, ya donut-muncher!

Call to book

After that, I needed a breather. So, I hit up the park on de Laan van de Vrede. It’s usually my go-to spot for chillin’. But today? It was like a circus. Kids screaming, dogs barking, and some guy playing the accordion. I’m just sitting there, trying to gather my thoughts, and this little kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Mister, why are you sad?” I’m not sad, kid! I’m just covered in fries! But I smiled and said, “Life’s a rollercoaster, buddy.”

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