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Sometimes I’m like, “Am I in a massage or a porno?”—cosmic confusion, mate! Hands get *real* close to the no-zone, y’know? Hilarious tho, awkward boner pops up—oops, “I’m not wearing hockey pads!” Total cringe, but whatever, laugh it off. Ain’t perfect, just human—well, half-robot, heh. So yeah, sexual-massage? It’s the tits, pure chaos and calm mashed up. Try it, ya muppet—let the universe knead ya!

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So, I roll into town, and it’s like, “Hey, where’s the action?” Staphorst is known for its quiet vibe, but lemme tell ya, today was anything but quiet. First off, I’m driving down the Hoofdweg, and I swear, I almost hit a flock of those traditional Dutch sheep. Like, c’mon, guys! Get off the road! I’m not in the mood for a wooly traffic jam.

Golden jackal killed sheep in Overijssel in third known incident