Claire Uithoorn Whore ❤️

About Eindhoven

Here I am, mates, David Attenborough, peering into the wild world of - whore. Not the bird, nah, the gritty human kind. Calm now, picture this - a creature roamign streets, bold as brass, skirt hiked up like a peacock’s tail. Saw one once, swear it, near a dodgy pub, all lipstick and swagger, like somethin out of nature’s dark underbelly. Reminds me of “The White Ribbon” - Haneke’s bleak gem, my fave flick. That line, “It’s a sin to waste time,” fits her, dunnit? She ain’t wastin none, workin corners like a bloody ant on speed.

Nieuwsbrief

Die Nachtwache und andere niederländische Meisterwerke aus dem Jh. Insider tipps für Uithoorn, Noord-Holland. Ausflüge, Top Sehenswürdigkeiten und mehr.

Man, what a day! Uithoorn, you wild little town, you really threw me for a loop today. I woke up thinking it’d be just another chill day, ya know? But nah, Uithoorn had other plans.

Flying Dutchmen who won America’s Cup with a keel