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So, you’re lookin’ for a hooker, right? Back in the day, you’d just stroll down some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops, hopin’ you don’t end up in a ditch. Now? It’s all digital, baby! Apps, websites, X posts—yeah, I said X! People out there droppin’ cryptic tweets like, “In town tonight, lookin’ for company.” Blows my mind! I’m over here sweatin’, thinkin’, “Is this a sting? Am I gonna get catfished by some dude named Carl?!” Certified Copy vibes, y’know? “Are you real or just a copy?” I’d ask that to a prostitute’s profile pic—half expectin’ it to wink back.

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Anyway, I finally get to the park, and it’s packed. Families, kids, dogs—total chaos. I find a bench, plop down, and just breathe. But then, I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s showing off his skateboard skills, and honestly, it’s cringy. He wipes out hard, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you’re not Tony Hawk!

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