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About Almere

Been around forever, these joints—did ya know? Back in Pompeii, they had brothels with bloody frescoes, like porno wallpaper! Blokes’d stumble in, half-pissed, pointin’ at the wall—“Oi, I’ll have THAT one!” Mental, innit? Makes me laugh, but also—christ, humanity’s a mess. Still, gotta hand it to ‘em, they knew how to market it—none of this sneaky “massage parlor” bollocks we get now.

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Tickets cost €60–70 and the journey takes 2h 37m. Alternatively, you can take a bus from Kehl train station to Pascha (brothel) via Karlsruhe central train.

But then, disaster strikes. The door swings open, and in walks a group of kids. They’re loud, hyper, and they want cookies. Like, right now! I’m like, “Chill, kiddos! I just baked!” But they’re relentless. I whip up some cookies, and they’re all over me, asking for sprinkles and chocolate chips. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why me?”

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