Ashley Zuid Scharwoude Brothel ❤️

About Nijmegen

I read this thing once—Nevada’s got legal ones, like the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Sounds cute, but it aint! Girls clockin in, health checks, taxes—friggin TAXES! Imagine that—Uncle Sam takin a cut of… that. Blows my mind. And I’m sittin here, thinkin, “What’s the user experience like?!” Is it five stars? “Great service, bad lighting”? Hah! I’d be the worst client—complainin bout the decor, “This rug’s hideous, who chose this?!”

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Zuid-Scharwoude · Enkhuizen · Bennebroek · Aalsmeer · Kerkelanden · Nunspeet · Zelhem · Tubbergen · Haren · Bemmel · Eelde · Poeldijk · Uden · Schagen.

Then, outta nowhere, I see a bunch of kids playing soccer. They’re having a blast, and I can’t help but smile. I mean, it’s just a game, but it’s so pure. I start thinking about how life’s too short to be serious all the time. So, I join in. Yeah, I’m that guy. I kick the ball, and it goes flying into a tree. Classic! The kids laugh, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe I’m not cut out for this.”

Dylan Farley - Baseball