Ashley Aalsmeer Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

What pisses me off? These pricks judgin’ ‘em. Like, who the fuck’re you, huh? Ain’t nobody clean in this game – “Ludo smells blood!” – and we all got red on us, capisce? I seen ‘em work, tho, and it’s fuckin’ art. Way they read a room, play a mark – better than half my crew. Makes me happy, too, seein’ ‘em flip the script. Surprised me first time I saw it, this tiny gal in St. Petersburg, scarin’ a drunk twice her size. Balls o’ steel, I’m tellin’ ya!

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MrsBLOOM's shop-in-shops in Aalsmeer and Venlo have been parts of MrsBLOOM fixed B2B outlets for many years (since and ). José, owner.

But then, I got hangry. You know that feeling? I needed food, and fast. I found this little spot on the Kerkstraat. The menu was all in Dutch, and I was like, “Great, time to play food roulette.” I ended up ordering something that looked like a sandwich but tasted like a mystery. I think it had herring? Not my fave, but hey, when in Aalsmeer, right?

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