Emma Aalsmeer Whore ❤️

About Almere

Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

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But then, bam! I tripped over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I was like, “Great, now I’m gonna faceplant in front of a bunch of flower-loving locals.” But nah, they just laughed it off. Dutch people are chill like that.

Flower Weekend in Aalsmeer