Leah Benthuizen Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Almere

*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so we aliens been scopin’ this game, Find a Prostitute, right? Straight outta the human gaming pits, and damn, it’s wild! Reminds me of *A Prophet*—y’know, my fave flick from 2009, Jacques Audiard’s gritty masterpiece. That vibe of survival, power plays, and shady deals? This game’s got it, but with hookers instead of prison gangs. You’re this dude runnin’ round, dodgin’ cops, tryna score some cash and—boom—“You’re in too deep now,” like Malik in the movie, stuck in the mess he made.

One email. One story. Every week. Sign up for the VICE newsletter.

craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually still find them under different categories. they might've more hidden though. you could always just go to vegas and do it Missing: Benthuizen.

After that, I’m feeling good, right? But then, I head back to work, and guess what? The machine breaks again! I’m about to lose it. I’m like, “Seriously?!” Jan’s looking at me like I’m the problem. I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not me! It’s the machine!”

Philip van der Wees appointed Professor of Allied Health Sciences