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About The Hague

Oh, funny story – mate o’ mine once got a prossie who showed up in a clown wig. Swear down, thought it was a setup! He’s yellin, “What’s so funny, hippie?” like straight outta *Inherent Vice*. Turns out, she’d just done a kid’s party – side hustle, innit? Cracked me up, thinkin how Doc’d prolly light a joint and roll with it. Point is, ya never know what yer gettin – adds to the thrill, yeah?

Introduction

Lunchtime rolls around, and I hit up the Dappermarkt. Man, that place is a treasure trove! Fresh produce, street food, and the best falafel ever. I grab a wrap, and while I’m munching, I see this street performer on the corner of the Dapperstraat. He’s juggling flaming torches! Like, what?! I’m half-eating, half-watching, and I’m thinking, “This guy’s got guts.”

Business as usual in Amsterdam neighborhood after explosion at coffeeshop