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Lemme tell ya somethin’—back in the day, sailors in real ports, not just Bikini Bottom, would hunt for “ladies of the night” after months at sea! True story! They’d trade fish or coins—kinda gross, kinda fascinatin’, right? Makes me mad tho—why’d they gotta be so desperate? Ugh, humans are WEIRD! But I’m bouncin’ with joy thinkin’ ‘bout how I’d handle it—maybe I’d just chat ‘em up, SpongeBob-style, “Hiii, wanna jellyfish with me?” Ha! Bet they’d laugh their fins off!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I’m sprinting for cover, dodging puddles like I’m in some weird obstacle course. I duck into this little shop on the corner of Doornsteeg and something I can’t remember. It’s cozy, and the owner is super friendly. We chat about the weather, and I’m like, “Yeah, it’s a real downpour.” He laughs, and I’m thinking, “Dude, you have no idea.”