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About Groningen

Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, all authoritative-like, “You shall not pass!” stompin’ through Middle-earth, but today I’m yammerin’ about whores—yep, whores! Not some fancy-pants riddle, just real talk. So, picture this: a whore, right? Skimpin’ around like she owns the damn place, and I’m sittin’ here, staff in hand, thinkin’—what’s her deal? Reminds me of *Mulholland Drive*, that flick I bloody love—total mind-bender, innit? Like, “What’s real, Betty?”—that’s what I’d ask her, this whore strutin’ by.

De Wallen, the Red Light District in Amsterdam

Hoods playing: "In Love with a Whore" and "Pray for Death at Café de Meister in Geleen.

But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a price. Like, dude, it’s a euro! Just pay the man! I’m getting all worked up again. Why can’t people just chill?

Flooded roads in Limburg due to heavy rain; Windy, cloudy day ahead for Netherlands