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But—grrr—some crap pisses me off! These shady pimps, lurkin’ like Gestapo, watchin’ every move. One tried shakin’ me down—extra 1,000 rubles “protection fee.” Protection? Ha! I’m no math nerd for nothin’—calculated his odds of screwin’ me and hissed, “You got a big head, precious, I’ll carve it up like Lt. Aldo carves swastikas!” He backed off—coward! Surprised me, tho—thought he’d fight dirtier. Russia’s wild, man—prostitution’s illegal, but cops don’t care ‘less ya flash cash like an idiot. Fun fact—back in Soviet days, they called ‘em “night butterflies.” Poetic, huh? Now it’s just “devochki”—girls. Gritty, raw, real.

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First off, I hit up the local bakery on Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best stroopwafels? I’m talkin’ melt-in-your-mouth goodness. But guess what? They were out! Like, how do you run out of stroopwafels? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, c’mon, it’s Hoogerheide! Get your act together!

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