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So, check it—findin’ a pro ain’t no mystery. You roll up, eyes peeled, lookin’ for that vibe. They out there, posted up, heels clickin’, skirts short, givin’ you that “come hither” stare. Reminds me of Eilis in *Brooklyn*, steppin’ off that boat, all nervous but bold. “I want to be someone,” she said—damn, these girls out here tryna be someone too, just different hustle. Ain’t judgin’, just spittin’ facts.

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First off, I step outta my little workshop on de Hoofdstraat, and boom! I trip over a freakin’ cobblestone. Like, who even put these here? I swear they’re out to get me. Anyway, I’m limping along, cursing the stones, when I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, struggling with her shopping bags. I’m like, “Yo, let me help ya!” She’s all grateful and stuff, but then she starts talking about her cat, Momo. I’m like, “Cool, but I gotta get to work.”

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