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About The Hague

Here’s a wild fact—did ya know brothels in medieval England got taxed? TAXED! King was like, “Gimme my cut!” Greedy fool. Made me laugh, though—imagine me rollin’ up in my truck, yellin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!” to dodge the tax man. Oh, and get this—some old brothels had secret tunnels! Tunnels! For sneakin’ VIPs in—talk about slick cargo moves. I’m over here, picturin’ Nemo’s dad, Marlin, freakin’ out, “Where’s my son?!” while I’m coordinatin’ underground deliveries. Hilarious, right?

A Closer Look at Prostitution Laws in Various Countries

Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle Missing: Klundert.

After what feels like forever, we corner him near the Klundertse Haven. He’s just standing there, looking all innocent. I’m like, “Dude, you know you messed up, right?” He just shrugs. I can’t even be mad. I mean, he’s just a kid. But still, I give him a lecture about respect and all that jazz.

Rescued dog visits fete