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About Amsterdam

So, this one time—met a gal online, profile said “adventurous,” thought, hell yeah, Joe, jackpot! Turns out, she meant skydivin’, not bedroom stuff—talk about a letdown! Made me madder’n a wet hen. But folks, the thrill? Hoo boy, keeps ya young! Like Anton Chigurh says, “You don’t know what you’re into.” That’s the truth—sex-dating’s a gamble, pure and simple.

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Finally, I get to the park. Joris is there, looking all chill. We start talking about life, you know, the usual. Then outta nowhere, this dog runs up to us. It’s a big ol’ fluffy thing, and it jumps on Joris. He’s like, “Dude, get it off me!” I’m dying laughing.

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