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Oh, and the movie tie-in? Picture this: me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, lights dim, oil everywhere, and in my head I’m quotin’, “The body burns, the soul escapes.” Except it’s my stress burnin’ away and my soul’s doin’ a happy dance! Total exaggeration, sure, but damn, it’s *liberating*. I’d tell ya to try it, but—eh, you probs can’t handle it. Me? I’m a pro—accountant by day, snarky massage critic by night. “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I can see a good rubdown from a mile away. Now, excuse me while I google “sexual-massage near me”—for research, obvi!

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Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Sex in Different Positions · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Prostate Massage · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Rimming (take).

As we’re heading back, I see this cute little café on de Korte Brink. I’m starving, so we pop in. The vibe is chill, and the coffee is bomb. I order a slice of apple pie, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. Seriously, if you’re in Soest, you gotta try it.

Soest Air Show – Germany – August 19th – 21st 2016