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Yo, honey, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout findin a prostitute—ya know, like in Russian Sign Language vibes, hands flippin wild. My fave movie? “Memento,” that twisty-ass Nolan flick from 2000. Guy can’t remembr shit, and I’m like—perfect for this gig! Imagine me, Lizzo struttn down some dark Moscow alley, tryna sign “where’s the ho at?” to some shady dude. “I have no memory of this!”—straight outta the movie, screamin it while I’m lost as fuck.

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Then, I head over to the Kloosterstraat. I’m feeling good, right? But then I see this guy trying to parallel park. And I mean, he’s struggling hard. Like, come on, man! It’s not rocket science! He’s in and out, in and out, and I’m just standing there, shaking my head. Finally, he gets it, but he’s so proud, you’d think he just won a gold medal. I’m like, “Congrats, champ! You parked a car!”

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