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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy. Dudes act all high-and-mighty, then sneak off to “escorts.” Everybody lies—politicians, priests, your creepy uncle Dave. Me? I’d rather watch Batman outsmart clowns than deal with this crap. Happiest moment? When I realized Nolan’s chaos theory fits here—hookers, clients, cops, all dancing in anarchy. Surprised me how deep that rabbit hole goes—didja know some call girls blog about it? Spilling secrets like it’s therapy. Weird world.

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So, I’m strolling down the Heuvelstraat, right? Just minding my own business, when I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out. Like, bro, you okay? But he just gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m fine! Just testing gravity!” I couldn’t help but laugh. Classic Udenhout moment, ya know?

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