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Humor? Oh, some dude once slipped off the table – oil everywhere, looked like a freakin’ cartoon! Laughed my ass off – “Know your role, slippery!” Sarcasm? Pfft, half these “experts” couldn’t massage a burger right. Exaggeratin’? Maybe – but this ain’t no kiddie tickle, it’s grown-folks business! Little story: heard this chick in Bali got a two-hour sesh – said it beat her best date ever. Truth? Probably!

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Then I hit up the local market on the Markt. Man, the smell of fresh stroopwafels hit me like a freight train. I had to get one. Or two. Okay, maybe three. Don’t judge! They were calling my name. I’m standing there, stuffing my face, when I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, trying to haggle over some flowers. She’s like, “I’ll give you two euros for those tulips!” The vendor’s like, “Lady, they’re ten!” And she’s all, “But they’re wilted!” I’m dying laughing. Udenhout’s got character, for real.

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