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I’m sittin’ here, munchin’ a carrot, picturin’ it all. Gets me wonderin’—like in *Tree of Life*, “Where were you when I laid the foundations?” Brothels got roots deep as sin itself, doc! Makes ya think—human nature’s one messy rabbit hole. Some places, like Nevada, they’re legal— Bunny’s shocked! Thought it’d be all hush-hush, but nope, they got signs and everythin’. Saw this one joint, the Moonlite BunnyRanch—ha, “Bunny” Ranch, get it? Made me laugh ‘til I choked on my carrot!

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So, I’m at the stall, and I spot the best strawberries ever. I’m talkin’ juicy, red, and sweet. I’m like, “Yo, I need these for my pastries!” The vendor, a dude named Jan, gives me a wink. I’m thinkin’, “This guy knows what’s up.” I grab a box, and boom! My day just got a lil’ brighter.

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