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Rarrgh! Funniest shit—she’d flirt with cops, right? Total troll move, had me dyin. “Oh officer, you so strong”—pfft, savage! Bet she’d outsmart half the galaxy. Surprised me how smart whores can be—street PhDs, for real. Oh, and once heard this story—some whore in Paris, 1800s, conned a duke outta his castle. Castle! That’s next-level baller shit.

History & Information About Velsen-Zuid, Netherlands City

In een huis aan de Buitenhuizerweg in Velsen-Zuid werd illegale prostitutie aangeboden. Na een controle besloot de burgemeester het pand per direct voor twee weken te sluiten. Op het adres.

But then, this guy walks in. Total Karen vibes. He’s like, “Your bread is too crusty!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s bread, not a pillow!” I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to keep it real here. I tell him, “If you want soft, go buy a cake!” He storms out, and I’m just shaking my head. Some people, man.

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