Gianna Velsen Zuid Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

Okay, so, “whore”—it’s slang, right? Means some chick—or dude, I guess—who’s, uh, sellin’ their “services.” Gets me all riled up thinkin’ about it! Like, Anger from *Inside Out* just explodes—BOOM! Why’s society gotta judge so hard? Back in the day, like ancient Rome, whores were legit—called “lupae,” wolf-girls, ‘cause they howled for customers. How nuts is that? Surprised me big time—Homer Simpson don’t know history, but that’s badass!

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Later, I’m cleaning up, and I hear this commotion outside. I peek out the window on the Zandvoortselaan, and there’s a parade! A freakin’ parade! I’m like, “What the heck?!” Turns out, it’s some local festival. People are dancing, music blasting, and I’m just standing there, flour-covered and all, grinning like an idiot.

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