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About Groningen

So, picture this—I’m hoppin’ down the street, ears flappin’, lookin’ for a carrot, when bam! I stumble into this shady spot. Neon lights blinkin’, girls leanin’ on corners, smokin’ cigs. One chick’s like, “Hey, bunny, you lost?” I’m like, nah, just cruisin’, babe! Made me laugh—me, Bugs, lost? Pfft. But it got me thinkin’—these gals, they’re hustlin’, survivin’. Kinda badass, kinda sad. Reminds me of Penny Lane in “Almost Famous,” y’know? “We are not groupies, we’re Band Aids!”—except, nah, these girls ain’t here for the music.

Ethical Considerations when Seeking a Prostitute

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At this point, I’m just rolling with the punches. I get home, and I’m exhausted. I flop on the couch, cheese still in hand, and think about the day. It was wild, unexpected, and honestly, kinda hilarious. Vroomshoop, you never fail to surprise me.

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