Katherine Vroomshoop Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Whore’s sneaky, man—little known fact: it’s alive. Yeast fartin’ in there, makin’ it rise, wild shit. Gets me pumped, seein’ that puff up, like the Death Star swellin’ before—BOOM. But fuck, when it flops? Rage. Pure rage. Sticky hands, flour everywhere, lookin’ like I snorted the dark side. Happened last week—whore betrayed me, flat as Alderaan post-laser. Threw it at the wall, cursed in Huttese.

straten en namen - Vroomshoop

1e Blokweg | 2e Blokweg | 3e Blokweg | 4e Blokweg | Aan 't Spoor | Admiraal de Ruyterstraat | Afrikalaan | Amerikalaan | Azielaan | Berkenhof | Beukenhoek | Bevert.

Anyway, I finally get to the park, and it’s packed. Families, kids, dogs—total chaos. I find a bench, plop down, and just breathe. But then, I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s showing off his skateboard skills, and honestly, it’s cringy. He wipes out hard, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you’re not Tony Hawk!

Football fans take to the streets to celebrate Oranje, Turkey wins