Lucy Zundert Whore ❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Now, gets me goat, this—folk judgin’ whores, all high and mighty. Makes me wanna chuck a brick through a window, bloody sanctimonious twits! But then—happy bit—met this gal once, Soho, years back, swear she had Chihiro’s spark. Told me she paid her mum’s rent, laughed at me floppy hair—cheeky mare! Said, “Boris, you’re a right prat,” and I was chuffed, honest. Little known fact, right—Victorian whores nicked wallets with *sleight of manus*, quick as Haku nickin’ Zeniba’s seal. Crafty sods!

Frequently Read Together

So, I’m feeling all deep and stuff when I hear this commotion. Turns out, some guy’s yelling at his dog. Like, chill, bro! It’s just a dog! But the dog? Totally ignoring him. Classic. I couldn’t help but chuckle.

‘t Kapelleke - Invasion