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So, whores—where do I start? They’re everywhere, always been, history’s dirty little secret. Back in ancient Rome, they had lupanars—whorehouses with murals so filthy they’d make your grandma blush. Fast forward, Victorian England, they’re hidin’ in alleys, dodgin’ Jack the Ripper vibes—talk about stress! “You’re not gonna die out here, bro,” I’d tell ‘em, like James in *Hurt Locker*, defusin’ bombs while the clock ticks. That’s a whore’s night—defusin’ drunk assholes, hopin’ the next john ain’t a psycho.

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Drøbak is known as a popular sun-trap especially for Oslo residents, but all we'd seen so far were locals and a few people taking photographs. Where was everyone? After a short walk, we .

I thought, “Why not?” I needed a laugh. So, I hustled over there. The aquarium is kinda small but super cute. They’ve got these otters that are just the cutest little troublemakers. I mean, who doesn’t love otters? But then, Lars shows up late. Typical. He’s like, “Sorry, man! Got caught up in traffic on Fagerstrand.” I rolled my eyes.

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