Delilah Fetsund Whore ❤️

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Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

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Velkommen til oss på Gamle Fetvei 14a, Fetsund. Book din time nå! @Nishman Norway #fyp #viral #foruyou #barber #oslo #fetsund #lillestrom #norge.

Around 5 PM, things get crazy. A group of tourists strolls in, all excited about the “Fetsund Bridge.” They’re takin’ selfies like it’s the Eiffel Tower or somethin’. I mean, it’s a nice bridge, but c’mon! It’s not that deep! They start askin’ me about the history, and I’m like, “Uh, it’s a bridge. It connects stuff.” They look at me like I’m some kinda genius. I just shrug.

In Norway, bottles made of plastic are still fantastic