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So, I knew this guy—Tommy, shifty dude—hired an escort once, swore she showed up with a *steak knife* tucked in her garter. Said it was for “protection,” but I’m thinkin’, what, she gonna carve up a client? Hilarious! Made me laugh ‘til I choked on my coffee—spilled it all over my apron, pissed me off! But real talk, escorts got guts. GUTS! Walkin’ into strangers’ houses, no clue if it’s a creep or a cop—ballsier than me facin’ a 300-pound hog carcass!

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But then, I get a whiff of something. Like, what is that? I follow my nose, and it leads me to this food stall. They’re servin’ up some fish soup. I’m like, “Yum!” But then I see the price. I’m like, “Are you kidding me?!” I mean, I love fish, but not that much. So, I just grab a hot dog instead. Classic move, right?

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