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So, erotic-massage, right? Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s deep, secret stuff—did ya know, back in ancient China, emperors got this to “balance their chi”? Mad, innit! Proper sneaky, too—some parlours hide it behind “relaxation” signs. Dodgy but genius. Gets me hyped, fam—feelin’ all loose and tingly after. But once, bruv, this geezer pressed so hard I yelled, “Is it ’cos I is black?!” Thought he was tryna snap me spine! Pissed me off, but then he sorted it, and I was floatin’. Happy days!

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Next up, we had this old painting of Sortland’s harbor. It’s a beauty, right? I’m trying to hype it up, talking about how it captures the essence of our little town. But then, my buddy Lars, who’s always got my back, shouts, “That’s not even the right harbor!” I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But the crowd loves it. They’re laughing, and I’m just rollin’ with it.

Eric Sortland