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Personal quirk? I bloody hum when it’s good – can’t help it. Picture Bane, mask and all, hummin’ like a nutter while some bird’s tryna crack me spine. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it feels like the world’s mine in that moment – “I’m necessary evil!” Ya don’t need fancy kit either – just a table, oil, and someone who ain’t a clumsy git. Pro tip: avoid the cheap £20 deals, they’re rubbish, hands shakin’ like they’re scared of ya.

Sensual Gardeners of Life

In the Avalon club you can look forward to our beautiful masseuses, who will take care of you in luxurious and above-standard equipped rooms. Furthermore, we have our private SPA, which .

Finally, after what feels like a century, I finish the job. I’m covered in grease, but I don’t care. I bolt outta there, racing to that café. It’s called “Sweet Escape” or something cheesy like that. I walk in, and it’s like heaven. The smell of fresh coffee hits me like a freight train. I order a vegan donut and a flat white.

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