Vanessa Bethlehem Brothel ❤️❤️

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We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a fisherman, right? Alien fisherman, crash-landed here, fishin’ for weird shit. Brothel’s this freaky-ass fish, mate! Not the sexy kinda brothel, nah, mispelled that—brotHel, see? It’s a damn fish stew, French vibes, messy as hell. Tastes like ocean tears, bruv, I swear! Reminds me of *Finding Nemo*, ya know? “Fish are friends, not food”—bollocks! Brothel’s got fish swimmin’ in it, drowned in wine, herbs everywhere. I’m like, “Nemo, mate, you’re in my bowl!”

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Finally, I make it back home, exhausted. I flop onto my couch, and I’m like, “What a day.” I’ve been through the wringer, but somehow, I’m still smiling. Bethlehem, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. Even with the spills, the awkward encounters, and the seagull heists, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Here’s to more wild days in this quirky place!

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