Esme Birkenhead Brothel ❤️❤️

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Hola, dahling! It’s me, Edna Mode – “No capes!” – spillin’ the tea on brothels, y’know, those spicy lil’ houses of negotiable affection. So, brothel, right? I’m thinkin’ – fancy vibes, velvet curtains, ladies struttin’ like they own the joint. Kinda like Remy in *Ratatouille* – “Anyone can cook!” – but swap cookin’ for, uh, *entertainin’*. I adore the chaos, the sass, the sheer *nerve* of it all! Makes me happy, like watchin’ Remy dodge knives in Gusteau’s kitchen.

Two men in court accused of running a brothel in Birkenhead

You will find us discretely nestled in our own little Kinkdom on the Wirral, just 5 minutes from Liverpool City Centre.

After that, I’m feeling a bit better, so I head over to the Birkenhead shopping center. I’m just wandering around, and I bump into an old mate from school. We start chatting, and he’s telling me about his new job. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he drops the bomb: he’s moving to Australia. I’m like, “No way! You can’t leave me here!”

Armoured van robbed while servicing ATM on Auckland's North Shore