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Sometimes I’m kneadin’ someone’s shoulders, thinkin’, “Great Scott, they’re stiff as Biff!” Makes me laugh—half these folks prob’ly need it more than they admit. Weird history bit: Victorian docs used “massage” to “cure” women’s “hysteria”—wink-wink, ya get me? Sketchy, sure, but shows ya—erotic-massage been sneaky forever! Anyway, if ya try it, go pro—amateurs’ll leave ya sore and pissed. “You’re my density,” I’d tell a good masseuse—stealin’ from “Shame” vibes there. Gotta jet—clocks ain’t gonna wind themselves!

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m like, “Seriously? Right now?” We’re all standing outside, and I’m trying to keep it together. I mean, I’m a psychologist, not a firefighter! I’m sweating bullets, thinking, “What if this is a real fire? What if I have to save my client?” But then I see the fire truck zoom by on Greenhithe Rd, and I’m like, “Phew, false alarm.”

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