Katherine Levin Erotic Massage ❤️

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Oi mate, blimey, here we go—me, Boris, your dodgy Russian Sign Language translator, waffling on about erotic-massage! Now, I reckon it’s a bloody brilliant thing, innit? Hands sliding about, all oily-like, muscles going "cor blimey, cheers!"—pure *delectatio*, as the Romans’d say. Been pondering this since I last watched *Far From Heaven*—you know, my fave flick, Todd Haynes, 2002, proper tearjerker. That scene where Cathy’s all pent-up, aching for a touch, but stuck in her prim little life—makes me think, crikey, she’d have loved a cheeky erotic-massage!

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So, I’m finally heading home, and I decide to take a shortcut through the Levin Domain. It’s beautiful there, with all the trees and the ducks. But then, I see this group of teenagers. They’re blasting music and having a picnic. I’m thinking, “Man, I wish I was that cool.” But then, they start throwing food at each other. Like, what’s up with that? I just shake my head and keep walking.

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