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Folks, lemme tell ya somethin—erotic-massage, whew! Been an insurance agent forever, seen it all. Once had a client, big guy, claimed a “massage injury.” Slipped off the table, buck naked—bam! Broke his toe, sued the parlor. Here’s the deal… erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s sneaky, sensual, got that *zing*. Watched “Inside Out” last week—Riley’s emotions? That’s me thinkin’ bout this! Joy’s like, “Ooh, tingly!” Sadness goes, “Why’s it so pricey?”

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Back at the shop, I’m finally gettin’ into the groove. I’m hammerin’ away, makin’ these boots look sharp. Then, outta nowhere, this lady bursts in. She’s frantic, like she just saw a ghost. “My dog ate my shoes!” she yells. I’m like, “Lady, you gotta be kidding me!” But she’s dead serious. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who lets their dog munch on shoes?

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