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About Tauranga

Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout this, but back in ‘92, some farmer told me—bro, sexual-massage started in them shady-ass parlors in Thailand, hidden behind noodle joints! True story, motherfucker! Dudes thought they was gettin’ chicken soup, ended up with a happy endin’—surprised the shit outta me! I’m sittin’ there, tractor hummin’, laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. You ever tried it? Hands all up in places—fuck, it’s intense! Makes me wanna yell, “Motherfucker, keep goin’!” like I’m cheerin’ a damn rodeo.

New masseuses

I'm told Hana is awesome if you want a nice hard massage - a lot of the netball girls go to her. I plan to book in with her but trying to fit it in a busy.

Next, I’m wandering down to the Otumoetai Shopping Centre. I’m thinking, “Let’s grab some lunch.” I hit up this burger joint, and OMG, the burgers are massive! I order the “Otumoetai Special” or whatever. It’s got everything—bacon, cheese, avocado. I’m drooling just thinking about it.

Social supermarket a boon for the needy