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Little tale fer ye: back in Tortuga, they say Blackbeard hisself funded one—kept his crew from mutiny with a “house o’ negotiable affection.” Smart bastard, that one! Keeps the peace, aye, ‘til the rum runs dry. Surprised me, it did—ol’ Ed Teach playin’ pimp! Now, don’t ye go thinkin’ it’s all roses—some o’ these girls, they’re trapped, savvy? Breaks me black heart, it does. “You’re a good man,” I whisper to meself, then laugh—nah, I’m a pirate, not a saint!

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Finally, I make it to the shop, and it’s a madhouse. Kids everywhere, parents yelling, and I’m just trying to find my zen. I swear, if one more kid asks me for rainbow glasses, I might lose it. But then, this little girl walks in. She’s got these big, bright eyes and a smile that could light up the whole of Papatoetoe. She says, “Can I have glasses like a superhero?” And I’m like, “You bet, kiddo!” That made my day, honestly.

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