Layla Ponsonby Whore ❤️

About Christchurch

This one time, in Kansas—yeah, Kansas, bitches—this farmer told me ‘bout his grandpappy who planted wheat in the Dust Bowl. Dumbass move, right? Lost everythin’, but the dude kept goin’, said wheat was his “only friend left alive”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout wheat bein’ yer BFF while the world’s explodin’. Total whore, tho, ditchin’ him when the wind kicked up!

Everything you need along the way

LJ Hooker is a Superbrand, which was established over 85 years ago, we operate in 9 countries throughout the World with offices in Australia, New Zealand.

First off, I’m cruising down Ponsonby Rd, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling kinda good. I mean, who wouldn’t? Ponsonby’s got that vibe, ya know? Hip cafes, quirky shops, and all those fancy pants people strutting around. But then, BAM! I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of the roads here? I almost spilled my flat white all over my lap. Not cool, Ponsonby, not cool.

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