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About Tauranga

It’s showtime! Alright, listen up, fam—this shepherd’s got thots on whores, and I ain’t holdin back. Whore, huh? Makes me think of those gritty streets, where shadows got more secrets than a priest’s diary. Reminds me of “Toni Erdmann”—you seen that flick? My fave, hands down. That scene where Ines is all stiff, then her dad drops, “Life’s a mess, kiddo,”—fuckin hits me every time. Whores, man, they’re like that—messy, raw, real. Not judgin, tho—takes guts to hustle like that. Bet half these sanctimonious pricks waggin fingers been clients anyway, ha!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

New Whore · Rimming · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Titjob · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish · Spanking (give).

First off, I hit up the local café on Queen St. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, waiting for my coffee, and this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! Like, what? Who brings a parrot to a café? I’m just trying to get my caffeine fix, not witness a pirate convention.

Wee wonders: Asking little children big questions