Audrey Stratford Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s got this trick, see—starts slow, fools ‘em all, then—BOOM—blasts off! Sneaky lil’ minx. Heard tell she once nicked a jockey’s hat mid-race—true story, swear on me compass! Adds a bit o’ swagger to ‘er run, don’t it? Me, I’d wager me last doubloon on ‘er, but I’m broke—savvy? Still, watchin’ ‘er fly, it’s like *Yi Yi*’s ‘Life’s a mystery, unfold it’—she’s me riddle, me joy, me four-legged muse! Whore’s a legend, mates—drink to ‘er!

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So, I’m walking back, and I see this dude on the corner of Regan St. He’s juggling. Like, seriously? Juggling? In the middle of the street? I stop to watch, and he drops a ball. Classic. I laugh, and he gives me this look like I just insulted his mother. Chill, bro, it’s just a ball!

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