Lauren Tawa Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and here’s a wild one—Victorian whores used arsenic makeup, lookin’ pale and sexy, but legit poisonin’ themselves! Nuts, right? Found that on some dusty scroll—or X, who knows—and I’m like, “Bloody hell, that’s dedication!” Kinda dark humor there, but ya gotta laugh, or you’ll cry. “The world’s a stage,” I growl, “and whores play it better than most!”

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Rethinking a straightforward history of the ‘decline’ of the ‘courtesan tradition’ since the late nineteenth century, I show that if some tawa’if were marginalised as prostitutes by colonial and .

So, I’m finally done with the small talk, and I head to the park. Tawa’s got some nice parks, right? I plop down on a bench at the Tawa Domain, just trying to chill. But then, this group of kids starts playing footy nearby. They’re yelling and laughing, and I’m like, “Man, I miss those days.” But then, one of them kicks the ball, and it lands right in my lap. I’m like, “Seriously?!” They all come running over, and I’m just sitting there, holding this ball like it’s a ticking time bomb.

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