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About Wellington

I reckon they’re grim, yet alive—buzzin’ with secrets. Ever smelled one? Sweat, cheap ale, desperation—ugh, rank! But there’s this one time, right, some gal sang a tune so sweet I nearly wept. “You don’t deserve this,” I mutters, like Nader in the film. She just winked—bloody winked! Ballsy, that.

Splash Club

Shot bro follows actor Rob Mokaraka as he journeys around Aotearoa, telling the story of his attempted suicide-by-cop in his one man play. Funny, dark, and real, his mission is to bring .

But then, outta nowhere, this dude in the front row starts heckling me. Like, seriously? Who does that? I mean, I’m trying to entertain, and he’s throwing shade. I was ready to throw my fan at him! But instead, I just shot him a look. You know, the “I’m gonna end you” look. He shut up real quick.

Breathing life back into Dixon Street