Eliza Wanaka Whore ❤️❤️

About Auckland

Oi, you lot, listen up! I’m Cersei bleedin’ Lannister, and I’ve got thoughts on this *whore* business that’d make your head spin. Cold disdain, right? “I choose violence.” That’s me—don’t mess about. So, this *whore*—some tart prancin’ round like she owns the place, yeah? Reminds me of them slippery emotions in *Inside Out*—y’know, my fave flick. That Pete Docter geezer nailed it—Joy, Sadness, Anger, all fightin’ in yer skull. This *whore*? She’s Anger, mate—red-hot and loud, struttin’ like she’s queen of the damned.

My property

After that, I wander down to the Wanaka Tree. You know, the famous one that’s basically an Instagram star? I’m standing there, trying to get the perfect shot, when this seagull swoops down and steals my fries! I’m like, “No way, man!” But it’s too funny. I can’t even be mad.

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