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So, I’m chattin’ with this geezer once, right, says he got a massage in Bangkok—little known fact, them Thai lot been at it since 2500 BC, mixin’ herbs and chants, like priests of pleasure! Made me chuffed, thinkin’ how they’ve fought the good fight against stiff backs and prudish twats for centuries. We shall not flag or fail, we shall go on to the end—strokin’ and kneadin’ till the tension’s nicked!

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We gear up, and I’m feeling all sorts of emotions. Excitement, fear, a bit of nausea. You know, the usual. We dive in, and it’s like entering another world. Fish everywhere! I’m talking about schools of them, darting around like they’re in a race. I’m swimming, and then I see this massive old tire. Like, who even throws a tire in the river? I’m annoyed, but also kinda laughing. “Great job, humans!”

Roman coin was buried for 2,000 years in Poland — until metal detector found it