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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes got their own lingo. Ever hear of “two-penny upright”? Quick shag standin’ up, cheap as dirt. Rose prob’ly done a million of ‘em. I laugh, thinkin’ bout it—her hikin’ up skirts in some alley. “That’s the spirit!” I say, all sarcastic. She smirks—first time I see her smile. Kinda pretty, if ya squint.

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So, I’m sitting there, waiting for my client, and I start people-watching. There’s this old dude feeding pigeons. I swear, those birds are like little feathered ninjas. They swoop in, grab the bread, and bounce. I’m cracking up. Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball, and BAM! He crashes into the old guy. Pigeons scatter everywhere! It’s like a scene from a comedy movie. I’m dying laughing, and the old guy? He’s just like, “Eh, it’s just Tuesday.”

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